You know you've been a houseparent at Gateway Woods when...
In honor of our last week as Lead Houseparents at the Cypress House, I've compiled a list of things that I have thought over the years "if you've been a houseparent..." The list is not exhaustive and I know there are many others that could be added, but here is what I've come up with: You can park a 15 passenger van with no sweat. All your hygiene products have a yellow COSMTCHA sticker on them. You dread Fridays and look forward to Mondays . You get excited about grass that needs mowed and weeds in the flower beds. You realize at 9PM that you need milk and eggs for breakfast in the morning - no big deal, take a stroll to the food room (as long as it isn't Monday) You know the Nutrition Video by heart. You find yourself dating and labeling all your food with masking tape and a Sharpie. Organic beet juice? Chocolate Skittles? In mass quantities? Why not. Your stomach drops when you hear this go off at 3AM. But you have a...